Official 'Ste can talk shit about Mc Donalds here' Thread

[FUBAR Ste]

For a limited time only:

[HSW]

I REALLY hope you're working on some sort of commission man...

Lmao. Legend Ste.

[FUBAR Ste]

We all know that trailing the shops, DMR'ing those niggers and looking for that special present can be tiringwork, that’s why we are offering customers a haven, and the chance to indulge with our festive treats.



Festive Deluxe
A 100% beef patty with a honey BBQ glaze, cheese, bacon, red onion, Batavia lettuce and a smoky peppered mayo, all served in a square cheese-topped Focaccia bun.


Chicken & Bacon Supreme
Crispy chicken with bacon, sweet & tangy sauce, cool mayo, Batavia lettuce and a cheese slice made with Emmental all served in watersplit bun.


Cheese Melt Dippers
Four breaded cheese dippers, made with Camembert served with a Festive Tomato dip.


Festive Pie
A hot pie with a fruity mincemeat and custard filling.


Terry’s Chocolate Orange McFlurry
Soft dairy ice cream swirled with Terry’s Chocolate Orange pieces and a chocolate & orange sauce.

[FUBAR Ste]

As you may already know, McDonald's is not open on Christmas Day.
I believe that, (McDonalds's) being a public service, this is a travesty.
I hope that you all sign this petition so that nobody has to go without their chavburgers or mayo chicken's (no lettuce, I can't be dealing with that crap) this Christmas.

Thanks.
Ste.

[HSW]

I, Mr C. J. Houghton, hereby sign this petition to open Mc Donalds on Christmas day.

EDIT: You can thank me later for the alterations to this thread, Ste.

[Sinbad 8]

m8 can u plz get me sum spoons my mum she needs some for her cristmas party spoons plz thanks m8

[HSW]

m8 can u plz get me sum spoons my mum she needs some for her cristmas party spoons plz thanks m8

This is a retarded short post of mine but - Lmao. This was class man.

[aPhRo_]

Festive Pie
A hot pie with a fruity mincemeat and custard filling.

I heard this shit was fried, FUCK DAT SHIT, dual analogue.

[HSW]

Festive Pie
A hot pie with a fruity mincemeat and custard filling.

I heard this shit was fried, FUCK DAT SHIT, dual analogue.

I'mma whoop yo ass on your own birthday, the worst day, de-hydrate you, you thirs-tay. Lmao. RIP Tea Bag

[FUBAR Ste]

RIGHT

Guys. I'm a batty.

Sorry for not telling you this sooner.

[FUBAR Ste]

I hope everybody has a Mc happy Christmas guyz.

[FUBAR Ste]

I would like to take this opportunity in congratulating Stephen Dyer for being promoted to staff trainer. Stephen joined the team on 29/09/09. After working through the CDP programme Stephen has gone from strength to strength. He is also in the final stages of completing the apprentiship programme. Since on being on the apprenticship programme Stephen has become more knowledgable and his confidence has grown massively. So if you see Stephen on shift please take a moment to congratulate him.

Management Team

[Randle]

Well done dude. Good job man. You're climing the Mc ranks by the looks of things. Well played.

[HyPeR-09]

[aPhRo_]

I would like to take this opportunity in congratulating Stephen Dyer for being promoted to staff trainer. Stephen joined the team on 29/09/09. After working through the CDP programme Stephen has gone from strength to strength. He is also in the final stages of completing the apprentiship programme. Since on being on the apprenticship programme Stephen has become more knowledgable and his confidence has grown massively. So if you see Stephen on shift please take a moment to congratulate him.

Management Team

FUCK DAT SHIT

nice, will have to come in and say congratz..

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